Tebow Crucified by Patriots
January 14th, 2012 A.D. -
Dear children, this is the last hour; and as you have heard that Brady the Antichrist is coming, even now many antichrists have come. This is how we know it is the last hour. (Tebow John 2:19)
On Saturday, Our Savior was unable to thwart the human incarnation of pure Evil that humans commonly refer to as Tom Brady, as The Team fell 45-10. The Antichrist threw for 6 touchdowns and Stephen Gostkowski was 6 for 6 on extra points, thus revealing the Mark of the Beast: 666.
In a game that was blasphemously played on a day other than the Sabbath, Our Savior was held to only 136 passing, 13 rushing yards and a fumble. Although Apostle (Demaryius) Thomas had a productive game, The Team's defense was no match for the unholy power of the Antichrist.
In a show of real class by Our Savior, He had nothing but kind and helpful words for His opponent. While shaking hands with Bill Belichick He said, “You are a child of the devil and an enemy of everything that is right! You are full of all kinds of deceit and trickery. Will you never stop perverting the right ways of the Holy Football Spirit?" Amen.
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